February 2012
For my birthday I would like a cooler full of Black Iguana frozen margarita pouches, mexican food, and a drive down to the beach. Oh yeah! AND a copy of the Black Hole comic series by Charles Burns. An embroidery kit would be pretty nice too I guess.
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IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE STRESSED OUT AND HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME? Moods aren’t like teams, right? I don’t just have to pick one.
tyrawanks:
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant
Being so frustrated with your flu you drink a little over half a bottle of nyquil without breakfast = throwing up three times at work within a thirty minute time frame. Got sent home, slept for six hours. Here’s to unintentionally robotripping, happy Fat Tuesday all.
“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via loveyourchaos)
“As kids, our wishes are simple. For cake, for kittens, for magic wands. The wishes take on different colours as we grow older. For peace, for requited love, for two parents’ reconciliation. As adults, some of us stop wishing. Not because we have stopped believing; there is still that slim chance that fate will hear our murmur, throw back an echo. No, we stop wishing because the wishes...
i wanna stab myself in the feelings